Ziggy Lichman reaches guru status escaping eviction for another week
Ziggy Lichman increased his intelligence by 200% and thereby had Big Brother UK 2007 confer him with Mind Guru status. Well-done, Ziggy, especially since the university-trained housemates would have wanted that honour for themselves.
Rather than non-intellectualizing, non-conceptualizing and receiving his accolade with a zen-like view of the universe such is self-doubt and vulnerability engendered by suffering under the multiple personality disorder of the Big Brother mind that Ziggy was left paralysed waiting for the hand of Big Brother to descend and wipe away the happiness when he thought that he should be celebrating.
“Is it like a catch, or anything?” he asked, sounding nervous.”Or does it save me?”
“As a Guru,” Big Brother explained, “you will no longer face eviction this week. As a Guru, you are permitted to visit the Guru Nest any time you wish, and as a Guru you may no longer compete in the discipline training and tests as they are beneath you.”
The blessed bliss of release as Ziggy Lichman could celebrate and enjoy his newfound status.
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